Scattered Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

Kelsey.
Looking into cosmetology.
17.
Fan of things.
Filled in Hearts
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

r0botzdontsmile:

catholicnun:

fashion.

amazing

ABBY WHY DON’T YOU DO THIS BUT WITH LLAMAS.

(via fiendishgumdrop)

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

(via juliasawesomeface)

chalkboardnails:

Blackheart - Bright Night
(available at Hot Topic)

Click through to see the bottle this sweet polish comes in! Psst… it’s skull shaped. 

  • Snape: be careful
  • Snape: people might think you're
  • Snape:
  • Snape:
  • Snape:
  • Harry:
  • Hermione:
  • Ron:
  • Snape:
  • Universe:
  • God:
  • Snape:
  • Snape: up
  • Snape: to something